so completely irrelevant.

cultch4:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

holy

friggin

shit

i still think HORSES are big but

would you

just

cOULD YOU IMAGINE

FUCK

I just think I should marry who made this post I feel like we’d get on

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via cultch4)

angieharmons:

why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show

(via costerwaldaus)

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

(via imtoopopular)

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex, via forza-formula1)

if i go it means i have to go to work tomorrow and the day after and its shit and i hate it so

i need to drive back to my house but i cant be bothered to do the long drive also i dont want to leave home because i love my bedroom