i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
I just think I should marry who made this post I feel like we’d get on
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
(via cultch4)
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
(via cultch4)
why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show
(via costerwaldaus)
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex, via forza-formula1)
if i go it means i have to go to work tomorrow and the day after and its shit and i hate it so
i need to drive back to my house but i cant be bothered to do the long drive also i dont want to leave home because i love my bedroom







